...are permanent. They should grab DNA from the baby's butt as soon as he or she appears and clone it in a lab. Use it to hold anything from broken fingernails to space shuttle tiles.
Once you are a parent you are never again a mere person. You are a mama or daddy and whatever you do is driven by that train you boarded as soon as they were born. You never make another decision that isn't based on your appendages.
The stickers. And they do, regardless of how old they are.
And just as a personal preference, if you take your daughter to the beach don't post pictures of the two of you on facebook, she darling with her curls and sharpei legs and you gross in your "Party Naked" wife beater. Not cool.
Rant over, on to a great song - teach your children well. If you screw that up, it really doesn't matter what else you do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6pphVs8bF0
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